Dylan & Warrick isms – 2014 – 2015

This is an updated version of the previous isms post that I created a while back. I need to get these down before I forget so I’ll add to them as we go…

Dylan:

• Dylan (while trying to logon to my laptop): “maaa help me”
• Ali: “you need Dady’s password”
• Dylan: “abwacadbwa?”

• Ali: “Arrrgh! How did I get this mosquito bite?”
• Dylan: “maybe a mosquito….”

• Ali (while reading a sea life book and trying to describe a walrus to Dylan): “Dylan what is big, has two tusks comming out of it’s nose and starts with a w?”
• Dylan’s reply: “a whino?”

• Dylan: “what do you want on your pizza?” (playing a pizza shop game)
• Ali: “the works”
• Dylan: “sorry we don’t have works“

• Dad: “Cough, cough!”
• Dylan: “Dad have you got a little cold?”
• Dad: “Ahhhrg, snifff, yes, I hope you boys don’t get my cold.”
• Dylan: “I’ve got a little cold too but I caught it myself”.

• Dylan: “Have you seen a mommy that has two boobies?”
• Mom: “Why are you thinking about boobies?”
• Dylan: “Because I like boobies!”
• Mom: “Why do you like boobies?”
• Dylan: “Because they are bigger than pecks.”

• Dad: Dylan are you going to go barefoot?
• Dylan: Why do you say bearfoot? Don’t bears wear shoes?

• Dylan: “Want some subugetthi Mom?” after Ali gets home from long day.

• Dylan: “Mom I have some good news and bad news.”
• Ali: “Okay, what’s the bad news?”
• Dylan: “I was a little bit silly at school today.”
• Ali: “And the good news?”
• Dylan: “I didn’t have to go in the thinking chair.”

• Dad: “I wish I had a smooth chin like you.”
• Dylan: long pause”If you don’t want a spikey chin you have to be little.”

Warrick:

• Warrick: “We should have called Boris Humpty Dumpty.”
• Ali: “Why”
• Warrick: “Because he’s always humping his blanket.”

• Dylan: “My girlfreinds name is Katlin.”
• Warrick: “Is she a boy or girl.”
• Dylan: “She’s a giwl (correct spelling).”
• Warrick: “Did you make her up or is she for real.”
• Dylan: “She’s for weal.”

• Dad: “Awe come guys we’ll have to go in moms car my car has a flat battery.”
• Warrick shocked: “Your car has batteries?”  Probably imagining a space where I have to load a zillion AA batteries.